HAH your filthy vaginas have no power over me. I own you like you own a knock off handbag. Let’s see how tough you are when it’s time to change your oil and fix your breaks. Your inferior physical stature is laughable as well…Feminism…what a joke.
beakersandburritos:
That literally made me nauseous.
checkmyeyelidsforholes:
countforferdelig:
stagefour:
Only women are allowed to surrender our gender roles.
We don’t have to clean. We don’t have to cook. We can hit you. If you try to physically stop us from hitting you, you are guilty of assault.
You have to protect us from danger. You are not a good person if you do not consider yourselves disposable during emergencies. You have to sacrifice your lives if doing so will save the lives of women and children. You must give your life for your country if called to do so. You must do the hard work around the house, such as mowing the lawn, house maintenance, taking out the trash. If we go out to eat, you must pay for the entire meal. You are not allowed to believe that paying our way entitles you to have sex.
Any man who expresses dissent from this view should be ostracized. They should be shamed to the point of unemployment. Any man who would fight against this ideology is an enemy of the state and should be condemned to a life of poverty. Why? Who the fuck are you to ask why? You’re just a tool. We will raise your sons to believe adherence to this ideology is the only way for them to be considered honorable by society. How are you going to stop us from teaching your sons this when you’re never around?
We have the pussy, we make the rules. Bow to us, servants.
Lol tag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOL NO
I think we got a pretty sweet deal. We lost and kept our lives
beakersandburritos:
Well said. All you fuckers can leave if thats the case.
totally-fail:
Are you serious? Our Land
The college years with Abel and Vi
After a crushing defeat against his old team, the loss of Violet and his friends, and a beating by Rodrigo. Abel returns home to the place of his exile to beg his father for a position in his company. However Tatiana has already been there….
Abel’s Dad: Well look what the cat drug in…*looks abel up and down with a disgusted look on his face as he pours himself a scotch from the fine crystal set* You know I should thank you…you just made me half a million dollars…
Abel: *looks at his father with a sickened grin on his face. He wasn’t totally surprised* You bet against me?
Abel’s Dad: *laughs as he circles around Abel* Of course I did!…You thought you could take on a Whole team that I hand picked?…I also knew that when you lost you’d come crawling back here…And do you know how I knew that? Because you are weak…over dramatic, over emotional, spiritless…You thought you would come here and I would throw you the reigns to my company I bet…*laughs out loud* I’d sooner give it to Graciella!…If she hadnt been born a woman she could have taken over the world. She takes after ME!
…but you…You take after your mother. All feelings and whimsey. I prayed my only son would grow out of it but no…look at you…28 years old still flailing around out of control. I put you into sports because I thought It would give you stength! *shakes his head and sits at his huge brazilian Oak desk. *takes a long drink and fills he glass again, Oblivious to Abel’s death stare.* I got a call from a girl named Tatiana…we..*grins* met.. And she was nice enough to agree to marry you. A good catholic girl..She’s going to groom you into a respecable man. Hopefully she can achieve something that I never could.
Abel: I don’t want to marry Tatiana…
Abel’s Dad: I don’t care…your little whore in America has cut you off. Your sister hates you for making her quit her american school.
Abel: YOU MADE HER QUIT!
Abel’s Dad: Don’t raise your voice to me you little piece of shit! You think I got everything I wanted by telling the truth and playing nice?.. I’m going to tear you to the ground..rip you to shreds until there is nothing left of you and your weak self. And then I am going to build you in my image. With Tatiana’s help, we’re going to erase the past 28 years of your worhless life and make you into a man of worth and trust. And if you have any objections…you can go and live in a gutter somewhere…see how the people of Spain or Portugal or wherever else you like to run and hide, treat you when you are a peniless loser! You’re cut off…all of your funds will now be transfered through Tatiana’s bank account first. She will be in control of every facet of your life..you don’t shit unless she tells you too…comprende?…Enjoy your rebirth my son…now get out!
Abel: *hangs his head and then turns, heading out of the huge double doored office.*
A list of some of the original players in Abel’s college ball club. A brief history and what they are doing now.
“Big” Derrick Sweet
Derrick Sweet was one of the best defenders in the league. Best known for his ability to throw his body into his defense without drawing fouls. Rumor had it that Derrick spent intimate time with Tatiana, though it was never confirmed. Derrick went on to be the Captain of the British league team “Arsenal” And welcomed a son into the world just recently.
Doug Masaki
Born Hidetoshi Masaki, He chose the name Doug when immigrating to the United States in middle school. An easy going guy off the field, turns into a speedy assassin on field. Doug has played several times on the Japanese national team, but has been inactive in the scene, living in Shreveport now.
Rodrigo Contreras
Rodrigo was the team captain for 3 years before mutually agreeing that Abel should have it for his final year. He is known for his charisma and high energy, as well as his way with women. Rodrigo and Tatiana had an on again off again relationship that lasted well through college and beyond. After a nasty break up, He moved to Spain to fill Abel’s position after the “exile of el Jaguare” incident.
Sergio Paolo
Goal tender and back up winger, also the youngest member of the team. Sergio has an amazing brightness about him, with a lust for life that borders on infectious. After a nominal few seasons in MLS,he retired from the Professional soccer and focused on starting a family in New Orleans.
